01c. 1964 ADIt's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.Phyllis Diller / quote ↗
03c. 1964 ADThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.Phyllis Diller / quote ↗
04c. 1964 ADThere's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.Phyllis Diller / quote ↗