01UndatedMany times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!Lily Tomlin / quote ↗
03UndatedIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?Lily Tomlin / quote ↗
04UndatedYou know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.Lily Tomlin / quote ↗
05UndatedI grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.Lily Tomlin / quote ↗
07UndatedNinety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.Lily Tomlin / quote ↗