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01Undated

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

John Waters / quote

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02Undated

You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick "hard books." Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god's sake, don't let me ever hear you say, "I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth." Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of "literature"? That means fiction, too, stupid.

John Waters / quote

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03Undated

Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.

John Waters / quote

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04Undated

A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, “Stop trying to make me like you,” and what a sobering and welcome smack in the face that statement was. Yet somehow, every day of my life is still a campaign for popularity, or better yet, a crowded funeral.

John Waters / quote

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05Undated

Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

John Waters / quote

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06Undated

When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness”. That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer.

John Waters / quote

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07Undated

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

John Waters / quote

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08Undated

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

John Waters / quote

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09Undated

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

John Waters / quote

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10Undated

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

John Waters / quote

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11Undated

[W]hat I like best is staying home and reading. Being rich is not about how many homes you own. It’s the freedom to pick up any book you want without looking at the price and wondering whether you can afford it.

John Waters / quote

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12Undated

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

John Waters / quote

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13Undated

Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

John Waters / quote

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14Undated

I'm always amazed at friends who say they try to read at night in bed but always end up falling asleep. I have the opposite problem. If a book is good I can't go to sleep, and stay up way past my bedtime, hooked on the writing. Is anything better than waking up after a late-night read and diving right back into the plot before you even get out of bed to brush your teeth?

John Waters / quote

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15Undated

I believe that if a seven-year old kid has heard of Naked Lunch and is daring enough to want to read it, he’s old enough to read it.

John Waters / quote

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16Undated

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

John Waters / quote

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17Undated

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.

John Waters / quote

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18Undated

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

John Waters / quote

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19Undated

Keep up with what's causing chaos in your own field.

John Waters / quote

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20Undated

I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.

John Waters / quote

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21Undated

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

John Waters / quote

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22Undated

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

John Waters / quote

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23Undated

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.

John Waters / quote

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24Undated

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want.

John Waters / quote

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