01UndatedSome movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.Fred Allen / quote ↗
02UndatedI have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.Fred Allen / quote ↗
03UndatedI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.Fred Allen / quote ↗
04UndatedThe last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.Fred Allen / quote ↗
06UndatedLife, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.Fred Allen / quote ↗