01c. 1947 ADYou are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
02c. 1947 ADPeople retreated behind their front doors into the hidden zone of their private, family worlds and when outsiders asked how things were they answered, Oh, everything’s going along just fine, not much to report, situation normal. But everyone secretly knew that behind that door things were rarely humdrum. More typically, all hell was breaking loose, as people dealt with their angry fathers, drunken mothers, resentful siblings, mad aunts, lecherous uncles and crumbling grandparents. The family was not the firm foundation upon which society rested, but stood at the dark chaotic heart of everything that ailed us. It was not normal, but surreal; not humdrum, but filled with event; not ordinary, but bizarre. He remembered with what excitement he had listened, at the age of twenty, to the Reith Lectures delivered on BBC Radio by Edmund Leach, the great anthropologist and interpreter of Claude Lévi-Strauss who, a year earlier, had succeeded Noel Annan as provost of King’s. “Far from being the basis of the good society,” Leach had said, “the family, with its narrow privacy and tawdry secrets, is the source of all our discontents.” Yes! he thought. Yes! That is a thing I also know. The families in the novels he later wrote would be explosive, operatic, arm-waving, exclamatory, wild. People who did not like his books would sometimes criticize these fictional families for being unrealistic—not “ordinary” enough. However, readers who did like his books said to him, “Those families are exactly like my family.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
03c. 1947 ADOK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
04c. 1947 ADHow do you behave when you win? When your enemies are at your mercy and your power has become absolute: what then?Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
05c. 1947 ADDo jungle animals understand the true nature of the trees among which they have their daily being? In the parent-forest, amid those mighty trunks, we shelter and play; but whether the trees are healthy or corroded, whether they harbour demons or good spirites, we cannot say. Nor do we know the greatest secret of all: that one day we, too, will become as arboreal as they. And the trees, whose leaves we eat, whose bark we gnaw, remember sadly that they were animals once, they climbed like squirrels and bounded like deer, until one day they paused, and their legs grew down into the earth and stuck there, spreading, and vegetation sprouted from their swaying heads. They remember this as a fact; but the lived reality of their fauna years, the how-it-felt of that chaotic freedom is beyond recapture. They remember it as a rustle in their leaves.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
06c. 1947 ADThis unhoused, exiled Satan was perhaps the heavenly patron of all exiles, all unhoused people, all those who were torn from their place and left floating, half-this, half-that, denied the rooted person's comforting, defining sense of having solid ground beneath their feet.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
07c. 1947 ADWhen you throw everything up in the air anything becomes possible.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
08c. 1947 ADWhen thought becomes excessively painful action is the finest remedy.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
09c. 1947 ADWhen people do the cowardly thing, it's not about respect, it's about fear.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
10c. 1947 ADI do have a lot of time for people in my life, and friendship is a very important subject for me. I think I'm unusual among the writers I know in that respect.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
11c. 1947 ADIf my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
12c. 1947 ADPerhaps because my relationship with my father went through such a long, bumpy time, it's been very important for me to work to try to keep lines of communication open between my sons and myself to try to avoid my father's mistakes. At least if you're making mistakes, make different mistakes.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
13c. 1947 ADSometimes I think that when people become famous, there's a public perception that they are not human beings any more. They don't have feelings; they don't get hurt; you can act and say as you like about them.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
14c. 1947 ADAn attack upon our ability to tell stories is not just censorship - it is a crime against our nature as human beings.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
15c. 1947 ADRock and roll music - the music of freedom frightens people and unleashes all manner of conservative defense mechanisms.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
16c. 1947 ADI've always prided myself on my discipline as a writer. I do it like a job. I get up in the morning and go to my desk.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
17c. 1947 ADThere's a lot of conflict and darkness inside everybody's family. We all pretend to outsiders that it's not so, but behind locked doors, there are usually high emotions running.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
18c. 1947 ADI do think of Bombay as my hometown. Those are the streets I walked when I was learning to walk. And it's the place that my imagination has returned to more than anywhere else.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
19c. 1947 ADI don't like books that seem to want to teach me things. Which is not to say that one doesn't learn from books - but you do your own learning in your own way.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
20c. 1947 ADThere is nothing intrinsic linking any religion with any act of violence. The crusades don't prove that Christianity was violent. The Inquisition doesn't prove that Christianity tortures people. But that Christianity did torture people.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
21c. 1947 ADIt is often said by religious people that without its framework, there is no sense of right or wrong. My view is that religion comes after ethics.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
22c. 1947 ADI never thought of myself as a writer about religion until a religion came after me.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
23c. 1947 ADIn this world without quiet corners, there can be no easy escapes from history, from hullabaloo, from terrible, unquiet fuss.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗
24c. 1947 ADThroughout human history, the apostles of purity, those who have claimed to possess a total explanation, have wrought havoc among mere mixed-up human beings.Salman Rushdie / quote ↗