01UndatedSee, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.Robin Williams / quote ↗
02UndatedI used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.Robin Williams / quote ↗
03UndatedI think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.Robin Williams / quote ↗
05UndatedI used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.Robin Williams / quote ↗
06UndatedSome are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.Robin Williams / quote ↗
08UndatedAn alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.Robin Williams / quote ↗
16UndatedNo matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.Robin Williams / quote ↗
17UndatedThe 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.Robin Williams / quote ↗
19UndatedThe bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.Robin Williams / quote ↗
20UndatedA lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.Robin Williams / quote ↗
21UndatedWhen you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?Robin Williams / quote ↗
22UndatedI started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.Robin Williams / quote ↗
23UndatedOkra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.Robin Williams / quote ↗
24UndatedIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.Robin Williams / quote ↗
