01c. 1947 ADHis older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
02c. 1947 ADHappiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more. All the wealthy, unhappy people you're ever met take sleeping pills; Mobile Infantrymen don't need them. Give a cap trooper a bunk and time to sack out in it and he's as happy as a worm in an apple - asleep.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
03c. 1947 ADIt seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
04c. 1947 ADDoes history record any case in which the majority was right?Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
05c. 1947 ADThe America of my time line is a laboratory example of what can happen to democracies, what has eventually happened to all perfect democracies throughout all histories. A perfect democracy, a ‘warm body’ democracy in which every adult may vote and all votes count equally, has no internal feedback for self-correction. It depends solely on the wisdom and self-restraint of citizens… which is opposed by the folly and lack of self-restraint of other citizens. What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it… which for the majority translates as ‘Bread and Circuses.’‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
06c. 1947 AD…majority rule gives the ruthless strong man plenty of elbow room to oppress his fellows.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
07c. 1947 ADDemocracy can't work. Mathematicians, peasants, and animals, that's all there is-- so democracy, a theory based on the assumption that mathematicians and peasants are equal, can never work. Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
08c. 1947 ADCould dump two Chinee down in one of our maria and they would get rich selling rocks to each other while raising twelve kids. Then a Hindu would sell retail stuff he got from them wholesale--below cost at a fat profit. We got along.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
09c. 1947 ADGod split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good—and is no sillier than any other theology.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
10c. 1947 ADHistory has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — ie., none to speak ofRobert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
11c. 1947 ADAll those religions--they contradict each other on every point but every one of them is filled with ways to help people to be brave enough to laugh even though they know they are dying.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
12c. 1947 ADAnything which is physically possible can be made financially possible, if the people of a state desire it.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
13c. 1947 ADProgress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
15c. 1947 AD...I have this one nasty habit. Makes me hard to live with. I write......writing is antisocial. It's as solitary as masturbation. Disturb a writer when he is in the throes of creation and he is likely to turn and bite right to the bone... and not even know that he's doing it. As writers' wives and husbands often learn to their horror......there is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized. Or even cured. In a household with more than one person, of which one is a writer, the only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private, and where food can be poked in to him with a stick. Because, if you disturb the patient at such times, he may break into tears or become violent. Or he may not hear you at all... and, if you shake him at this stage, he bites...Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
16c. 1947 ADThe golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
18c. 1947 ADThe coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
19c. 1947 ADAnne is God. I am God. The happy grass are God, Jill groks in beauty always. Jill is God. All shaping and making and creating together.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
20c. 1947 ADBut, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
21c. 1947 ADHeinlein's Rules for Writers Rule One: You Must WriteRule Two: Finish What Your StartRule Three: You Must Refrain From Rewriting, Except to Editorial OrderRule Four: You Must Put Your Story on the MarketRule Five: You Must Keep it on the Market until it has SoldRobert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
23c. 1947 ADFor millennia philosophers and saints have tried to reason out a logical scheme for the universe... until Hilda came along and demonstrated that the universe is not logical but whimsical, its structure depending solely on the dreams and nightmares of non-logical dreamers.Robert A. Heinlein / quote ↗
24c. 1947 ADLove" is a that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own...Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousyRobert A. Heinlein / quote ↗