01c. 1902 ADThe voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
02c. 1902 ADYou can't go by what a girl says, when she's giving you the devil for making a chump of yourself. It's like Shakespeare. Sounds well, but doesn't mean anything.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
03c. 1902 ADAs Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
04c. 1902 ADLuck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favours. From such masterful spirits she turns away. But it happens sometimes that, if we put our hand in hers with the humble trust of a little child, she will have pity on us, and not fail us in our hour of need.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
05c. 1902 ADFeminine psychology is admittedly odd, sir. The poet Pope...""Never mind about the poet Pope, Jeeves.""No, sir.""There are times when one wants to hear all about the poet Pope and times when one doesn't.""Very true, sir.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
07c. 1902 ADGirls do go for the finely-chiselled. And apart from his looks, he's and artist, and there's something about artists that seems to act on the other sex like catnip on cats.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
08c. 1902 ADI have been studying the principles of socialism deeply of late, and I came to the conclusion that I must join the cause. It looked good to me. You work for the equal distribution of property and start in by swiping all you can and sitting on it. Ah, noble scheme! Me for it!P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
09c. 1902 ADYou won't mind my calling you Comrade, will you? I've just become a socialist. It's a great scheme. You ought to be one. You work for the equal distribution of property, and start by collaring all you can and sitting on it.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
10c. 1902 ADThe snag in this business of falling in love, aged relative, is that the parties of the first part so often get mixed up with the wrong parties of the second part, robbed of their cooler judgement by the party of the second part's glamour. Put it like this: the male sex is divided into rabbits and non-rabbits and the female sex into dashers and dormice, and the trouble is that the male rabbit has a way of getting attracted by the female dasher (who would be fine for the non-rabbit) and realizing too late that he ought to have been concentrating on some mild, gentle dormouse with whom he could settle down peacefully and nibble lettuce.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
11c. 1902 ADThe storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
12c. 1902 ADIt was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
13c. 1902 ADI'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
14c. 1902 ADIt went automatically to a heavy-weight mother with beetling eyebrows who looked as if she had just come from doing a spot of knitting at the foot of the guillotine.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
15c. 1902 ADHave you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn’t eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Stop the first man you meet in the street and ask him which he’d sooner lose, his egg or his wife, and see what he says!P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
16c. 1902 AD...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this:"He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
17c. 1902 ADThe brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
18c. 1902 ADThe cells smell is a great feature of French prisons. Ours in No.44 was one of those fine broad-shouldered up and coming young smells, which stand on both feet and look the world in the eye. We became very fond and proud of it.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
19c. 1902 ADWhat George was thinking was that the late king Herod had been unjustly blamed for a policy which had been both statesmanlike and in the interests of the public. He was blaming the mawkish sentimentality of the modern legal system which ranks the evisceration and secret burial of small boys as a crime.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
20c. 1902 ADWhy do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever collected in one spot.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
21c. 1902 ADI had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
22c. 1902 ADIt was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
23c. 1902 ADAnd so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
24c. 1902 ADIt's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?""No, sir.""Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying.P.G. Wodehouse / quote ↗
