01UndatedYou weren't thinking and you weren't paying attention either. People who don't pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums.Norton Juster / quote ↗
02UndatedHe paused again as a tear of longing rolled from cheek to lip with the sweet-salty taste of an old memory.Norton Juster / quote ↗
03UndatedIs everyone who lives in Ignorance like you?" asked Milo."Much worse," he said longingly. "But I don't live here. I'm from a place very far away called Context.Norton Juster / quote ↗
04UndatedHave you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn? Or the quiet and calm just as a storm ends? Or perhaps you know the silence when you haven't the answer to a question you've been asked, or the hush of a country road at night, or the expectant pause of a room full of people when someone is just about to speak, or, most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and you're alone in the whole house? Each one is different, you know, and all very beautiful if you listen carefully.Norton Juster / quote ↗
05UndatedWould it be possible for me to see something from up there?" asked Milo politely."You could," said Alec, "but only if you try very hard to look at things as an adult does."Milo tried as hard as he could, and, as he did, his feet floated slowly off the ground until he was standing in the air next to Alex Bings. He looked around very quickly and, an instant later, crashed back down to the earth again."Interesting, wasn't it?" asked Alex."Yes, it was," agreed Milo, rubbing his head and dusting himself off, "but I think I'll continue to see things as a child. It's not so far to fall.Norton Juster / quote ↗
06Undated...mirages are things that aren't really there that you can see very clearly.""How do you see something that isn't there?"..."sometimes it's much simpler than seeing things that are"...Norton Juster / quote ↗
07UndatedA slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables.Norton Juster / quote ↗
08UndatedYou must never feel badly about making mistakes ... as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons.Norton Juster / quote ↗
09UndatedI wouldn't eat too many of those [half-baked ideas] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly sick of them."-TockNorton Juster / quote ↗
10UndatedI know one thing for certain; it's much harder to tell whether you ARE lost than whether you WERE lost, for, on many occasions where you're going is exactly where you are. On the other hand, you often find that where you've been is not at all where you should have gone, and, since it's much more difficult to find your way back from someplace you've never left, I suggest you go there immediately and then decide.Norton Juster / quote ↗
13UndatedSo each one of you agrees to disagree with whatever the other one agrees with, but if you both disagree with the same thing, aren't you really in agreement?Norton Juster / quote ↗
14UndatedIt's completely logical," explained the Dodecahedron. "The more you want, the less you get, and the less you get, the more you have. Simple arithmetic, that's all. Suppose you had something and added something to it. What would that make?""More," said Milo quickly."Quite correct," he nodded. "Now suppose you had something and added nothing to it. What would you have?""The same," he answered again, without much conviction. "Splendid," cried the Dodecahedron. "And suppose you had something and added less than nothing to it. What would you have then?""FAMINE!" roared the anguished Humbug, who suddenly realized that that was exactly what he'd eaten twenty-three bowls of.Norton Juster / quote ↗
15UndatedI cannot take your sense of humor--and, with it, you've nothing to fear from me.Norton Juster / quote ↗
16UndatedFor always remember that while it is wrong to use too few, it is often far worse to use too many." - Which MacabreNorton Juster / quote ↗
17UndatedAnd some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves.Norton Juster / quote ↗
18UndatedHow are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – " "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying."And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace.Norton Juster / quote ↗
19UndatedIs everyone with one face called a Milo?""Oh no," Milo replied; "some are called Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things.""How terribly confusing," he cried. "Everything here is called exactly what it is. The triangles are called triangles, the circles are called circles, and even the same numbers have the same name. Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless.""I never thought of it that way," Milo admitted."Then I suggest you begin at once," admonished the Dodecahedron from his admonishing face, "for here in Digitopolis everything is quite precise.Norton Juster / quote ↗
20UndatedBut that can never be," said Milo, jumping to his feet."Don't be too sure," said the child patiently, "for one of the nicest things about mathematics, or anything else you might care to learn, is that many of the things which can never be, often are. You see," he went on, "it's very much like your trying to reach Infinity. You know that it's there, but you just don't know where — but just because you can never reach it doesn't mean that it's not worth looking for.Norton Juster / quote ↗
21UndatedAnd, most important of all," added the Mathemagician, "here is your own magic staff. Use it well and there is nothing it cannot do for you."He placed in Milo's breast pocket a small gleaming pencil which, except for the size, was much like his own.Norton Juster / quote ↗
22UndatedYou must excuse my gruff conduct,” the watchdog said, after they’d been driving for some time, “but you see it’s traditional for watchdogs to be ferocious.Norton Juster / quote ↗
23UndatedAHA!" interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. "Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.Norton Juster / quote ↗
24UndatedI write best in the morning, and I can only write for about half a day, that's about it.Norton Juster / quote ↗
