04UndatedAll discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.Mae West / quote ↗
05UndatedI have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.Mae West / quote ↗
16UndatedThey say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well I'm nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.Mae West / quote ↗
17UndatedA man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.Mae West / quote ↗
18UndatedWhen choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.Mae West / quote ↗
21UndatedEverything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.Mae West / quote ↗
24UndatedDennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.Mae West / quote ↗
