01UndatedThe problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
03UndatedWhen two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
04UndatedWell, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
05UndatedIt's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
06UndatedI don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
07UndatedI'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
08UndatedIt's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
10UndatedWhen you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
11UndatedWhen I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'Louis C.K. / quote ↗
12UndatedCars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
14UndatedIf you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.Louis C.K. / quote ↗
