01UndatedA man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
02UndatedEvery girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
04UndatedHeredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
06UndatedEqual opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
08UndatedCompetence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
11UndatedIf a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
12UndatedOriginality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
13UndatedTelevision has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
14UndatedAmerica is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
15UndatedEducation is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
16UndatedGoing to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
17UndatedIt's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Laurence J. Peter / quote ↗
