03UndatedIt is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I’m so very bad at it. It’s the greatest peace when I’m in a scene, and it’s just me and the character, that’s it, that’s where I want to live my life.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
04UndatedEveryone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
05UndatedWherever I was, I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time didn't mean anything, nothing had form but I was still me, you know? And I was warm and I was loved and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or any of it, really but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out by my friends. Everything here is hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that knowing what I've lost...Joss Whedon / quote ↗
06UndatedI also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
08UndatedThere's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
09UndatedTwo roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
11UndatedThat girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. (to Inara) Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
13UndatedThe thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
15UndatedAll worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
16UndatedHe's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
17UndatedI also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry Potter did feel ultimately to me...just the fact everybody had married everybody. The books were so real and so grounded in what things are really like when you're that age, she nailed that so beautifully. And then there was this slightly fantastical ending. I know that was there for her to say, 'Really, I mean it, no more books,' but you do sort of go, people who were in a war are different from people who haven't been, and how does it affect them? But am I going to second-guess my favorite writer? I think not.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
18UndatedSadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!Joss Whedon / quote ↗
19UndatedTonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
20UndatedIf every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .Joss Whedon / quote ↗
21UndatedBack in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
22UndatedThere was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well, what's different?" "Well, I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before. And now I've seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of and I guess I just realize how amazingly... screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up in a monumental fashion." "Oh." "And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they-they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never... They never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
23UndatedI walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.Joss Whedon / quote ↗
24UndatedSpike: Bloody hell, woman, you're cutting off my circulation!Buffy: You don't have any circulation.Spike: Well, it pinchesJoss Whedon / quote ↗
