01UndatedDon't mistake pleasures for happiness. They are a different breed of dog.Josh Billings / quote ↗
02UndatedIf you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles safe on her nose all the time.Josh Billings / quote ↗
04UndatedLaughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.Josh Billings / quote ↗
05UndatedThe trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so.Josh Billings / quote ↗
06UndatedThe truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.Josh Billings / quote ↗
07UndatedMy advice to those who are about to begin in earnest the journey of life is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.Josh Billings / quote ↗
09UndatedMost men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.Josh Billings / quote ↗
10UndatedMoney will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.Josh Billings / quote ↗
12UndatedDebt is a trap which man sets and baits himself and then deliberately gets into.Josh Billings / quote ↗
13UndatedThere are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.Josh Billings / quote ↗
14UndatedIt is a very delicate job to forgive a man without lowering him in his estimation and yours too.Josh Billings / quote ↗
15UndatedIt is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself but the most inconvenient one too.Josh Billings / quote ↗
16UndatedIt is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself but the most inconvenient too.Josh Billings / quote ↗
17UndatedWhen a man gets talking about himself he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.Josh Billings / quote ↗
18UndatedAs scarce as truth is the supply has always been in excess of the demand.Josh Billings / quote ↗
19UndatedThere are people who are always anticipating trouble and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen.Josh Billings / quote ↗
20UndatedIt is the little things that fret and worry us you can dodge an elephant but not a fly.Josh Billings / quote ↗
21UndatedAbout the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.Josh Billings / quote ↗
22UndatedA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings / quote ↗
23UndatedIn youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.Josh Billings / quote ↗
24UndatedI think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.Josh Billings / quote ↗
