01c. 1974 ADI'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
02c. 1974 ADIf I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
04c. 1974 ADWould you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
05c. 1974 ADAside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
06c. 1974 ADWhy did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
08c. 1974 ADAnd there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?" Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality. "God, Bones...some of that was depraved." "I'll take that as a compliment." He closed the distance between us."I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
09c. 1974 ADWe are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
11c. 1974 ADYou know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
12c. 1974 ADThen you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.” The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?” The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly. I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
13c. 1974 ADHe f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
14c. 1974 ADYou're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
15c. 1974 ADI have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
16c. 1974 ADWe're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- TimmieJeaniene Frost / quote ↗
17c. 1974 ADBefore we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
19c. 1974 ADSee?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
20c. 1974 ADBones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."CatJeaniene Frost / quote ↗
21c. 1974 ADYou! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!”“Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?”Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup.“Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
22c. 1974 ADUsually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
23c. 1974 ADKitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗
24c. 1974 AD...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.Jeaniene Frost / quote ↗