03UndatedMy head’s swimming. Sorry, sis. I’m a useless brother. You’re best off shot of me. - BurtJamie Scallion / quote ↗
08UndatedIt feels like there is a giant man inside my head blowing up an enormous balloon. The balloon is made of spikes and the man is shouting very loudly.' EggJamie Scallion / quote ↗
09UndatedTomorrow I have to break Clipper’s heart. Really bust it open. - TeaJamie Scallion / quote ↗
10UndatedI got it wrong – I was singing for myself when I should have been singing for you all. - BurtJamie Scallion / quote ↗
12UndatedWe’ve been thinking about stage costumes for the ‘Satellites’ section,” Burt said brightly. “I think we should all dress as an element.”Egg frowned. “How do you dress up as water?”“I’ve thought about that and it would be a blue leotard and white kilt,” Burt replied earnestly.Jamie Scallion / quote ↗
14UndatedI’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” - JeromeJamie Scallion / quote ↗
15UndatedWhat an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. - EggJamie Scallion / quote ↗
16UndatedAlthough richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- EggJamie Scallion / quote ↗
17UndatedI told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he’s my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. - ClipperJamie Scallion / quote ↗
18UndatedYou’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.”Bex on Egg – Book 2 “Having itJamie Scallion / quote ↗
21UndatedNo stone was left unturned in the unearthing of musical masterpieces."About Egg, Book 1 "Making itJamie Scallion / quote ↗
22UndatedHis mind buzzed, excited by new possibilities."About Egg, Book 1 "Making itJamie Scallion / quote ↗
23UndatedShe told me I couldn't just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock'n'roll, I had to live it."Burt about Bex, Book 1 "Making itJamie Scallion / quote ↗
24UndatedMy old man tells me every chance he gets I’m “style over substance” and that I’ve never done anything of value in my life. I’m fifteen. What does he expect? Being “cool as” is the only thing anyone cares about."Burt, Book 1 "Making itJamie Scallion / quote ↗