01UndatedHarry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
02UndatedI thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
03UndatedI don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
04UndatedI've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
05UndatedI have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
06UndatedOh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
08UndatedBeds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —""Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. —”It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away.“I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
10UndatedI see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
11UndatedDo I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
12UndatedI was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
13UndatedYes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut."Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
14UndatedIf you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !''because it's the first time for all of us,' said Ron.'This is different, pretending to be me -''Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,' said Fred earnestly. 'Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.'Harry did not smile. 'You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you some hair.''Well, that's the plan scuppered,' said George. 'Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate.''Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance,' said Fred.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
15UndatedProfessor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
18UndatedYeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
19UndatedWild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
20UndatedHow in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
21UndatedSo Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
23UndatedNo, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
24UndatedMy Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.J.K. Rowling / quote ↗
