02UndatedThe opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
03UndatedThe opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
05UndatedI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
06UndatedContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
07UndatedYou can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
10UndatedNature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
11UndatedThere is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
14UndatedIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
15UndatedI must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
16UndatedGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
17UndatedVery few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
19UndatedRomantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
20UndatedMy desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
21UndatedIf you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.Fran Lebowitz / quote ↗
