01UndatedThere's always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it's with a person or an idea or a cause, even if it's one you only narrate to yourself years after the event: a tiny thing, a wrong word, a false note, which means that things can never be quite the same again.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
02UndatedI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
03UndatedA learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
04UndatedThis must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
05UndatedWe are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
06UndatedAll opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
08UndatedLife... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
09UndatedExactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
10UndatedHe stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
12UndatedCan't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)Douglas Adams / quote ↗
13UndatedI love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
14UndatedThe story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
15UndatedI refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answerDouglas Adams / quote ↗
16UndatedThere is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
17UndatedThe fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
18UndatedThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
22UndatedNothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
23UndatedSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
24UndatedSo this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.""Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried."What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round."No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.Douglas Adams / quote ↗
