01UndatedYoung mothers are the most vicious tribe in the world if you don't fit in.David Mitchell / quote ↗
02UndatedThe world's a headmaster who works on your faults. I don't mean in a mystical or Jesus way. More how you'll keep tripping over a hidden step, over and over, till you finally understand: Watch out for that step! Everything that's wrong with us, if we're too selfish or too Yessir, Nosir, Three bags full sir or too anything, that's a hidden step. Either you suffer the consequences of not noticing your fault forever or, one day, you do notice it, and fix it. Joke is, once you get it into your brain about that hidden step and think, Hey, life isn't such a shithouse after all again, then BUMP! Down you go, a whole new flight of hidden steps.There are always more.David Mitchell / quote ↗
03UndatedThis isn’t lust. Lust wants, does the obvious, and pads back into the forest. Love is greedier. Love wants round-the-clock care; protection; rings, vows, joint accounts; scented candles on birthdays; life insurance. Babies. Love’s a dictator.David Mitchell / quote ↗
04UndatedMe and Vinny are dead careful, and we only had sex once without a condom, our first time, and it's a scientific fact that virgins can't get pregnant. Stella told me.David Mitchell / quote ↗
05Undated...if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.David Mitchell / quote ↗
06UndatedOn bad days you wonder, ‘Why not just back off from the war and lead a quiet metalife?David Mitchell / quote ↗
09UndatedAnna would like you, he thinks, looking into her face. Anna would like you.David Mitchell / quote ↗
10UndatedOh, once you’ve been initiated into the Elderly, the world doesn’t want you back.” Veronica settled herself in a rattan chair and adjusted her hat just so. “We—by whom I mean anyone over sixty—commit two offenses just by existing. One is Lack of Velocity. We drive too slowly, walk too slowly, talk too slowly. The world will do business with dictators, perverts, and drug barons of all stripes, but being slowed down it cannot abide. Our second offence is being Everyman’s memento mori. The world can only get comfy in shiny-eyed denial if we are out of sight.David Mitchell / quote ↗
12UndatedLady Moon rose an' gazed o'er my busted'n'beautsome Valleys with silv'ry'n'sorryin' eyes, an' the dingos mourned for the died uns.David Mitchell / quote ↗
14Undated...I shall pledge myself to the Abolitionist cause, because I owe my life to a self-freed slave & because I must begin somewhere. I hear my father-in-law's response: 'Oho, fine, Whiggish sentiments, Adam. But don't tell *me* about justice! Ride to Tennessee on an ass & convince the rednecks that they are merely white-washed negroes & their negroes that they are black-washed Whites! Sail to the Old World, tell 'em their imperial slaves' rights are as inalienable as the Queen of Belgium's! Oh, you'll grow hoarse, poor & gray in caucuses! You'll be spat on, shot at, lynched, pacified with medals, spurned by backwoodsmen! Crucified! Naïve, dreaming Adam. He who would do battle with the many-headed hydra of human nature must pay a world of pain & his family must pay along with him! & only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean!' Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?David Mitchell / quote ↗
15UndatedI find a certain comfort," confesses Marinus, "in humanity's helplessness.David Mitchell / quote ↗
17UndatedAll the supernatural yarns need a realist explanation and a supernatural one.David Mitchell / quote ↗
18UndatedI asked, how is knowledge found? 'You must learn how to read, little sister,' he said.David Mitchell / quote ↗
19UndatedAt dawn the waves looked like mountain ranges tipped with gold as sunbeams slanted low under burgundy clouds.David Mitchell / quote ↗
22Undatedit’s like the British in Ireland in 1916’ , says Oisir O’Dowd. ‘The repeated the ageless macho mantra, “Force is the only thing these natives understand,” so often that they ended up believing it . From that point they were doomed.David Mitchell / quote ↗
23UndatedLying's wrong, but when the world spins backwards, a small wrong may be a big right.David Mitchell / quote ↗
24UndatedThe sun was deaf'nin' so high up, yay, it roared an' time streamed from it.David Mitchell / quote ↗