03c. 1897 ADThe first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
04c. 1897 ADGetting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
05c. 1897 ADWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
06c. 1897 ADThe law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
07c. 1897 ADI have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
08c. 1897 ADSome of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
09c. 1897 ADHistory repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
11c. 1897 ADThe pursuit of truth will set you free even if you never catch up with it.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
12c. 1897 ADI am an agnostic I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
14c. 1897 ADThe only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗
15c. 1897 ADYou can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.Clarence Darrow / quote ↗