01UndatedWhen it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
02UndatedI don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
03UndatedCool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
04UndatedI saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
05UndatedNo matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
06UndatedIf you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
07UndatedI think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
08UndatedTo which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
09UndatedI feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
10UndatedGirls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
11UndatedIf they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
12UndatedSome people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
13UndatedThere is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the placeCarroll Bryant / quote ↗
14UndatedMy best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
16UndatedIf I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
19UndatedKnowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
23UndatedYou can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
24UndatedWhen people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.Carroll Bryant / quote ↗
