01c. 1975 ADThe actual handbag is neither here nor there-- it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
02c. 1975 ADBetween 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
03c. 1975 ADWithin living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
04c. 1975 ADAmnesty International Survey found that 25 percent of people believe a woman is to blame for being raped if she dresses "provocatively.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
05c. 1975 ADFor a woman, every outfit is a hopeful spell, cast to influence the outcome of the day. An act of trying to predict your fate, like looking at your horoscope.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
06c. 1975 ADLife is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
07c. 1975 ADWomen are always being asked when they're going to have children. It's a question they're asking even more often.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
08c. 1975 ADThese hormones do not make me feel feminine: every night, I lie in bed feeling wrenched, and the bulge of my sanitary napkin in my kickers looks like a cock.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
09c. 1975 ADBut when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
10c. 1975 ADMen and women alike have convinced themselves of a dragging belief: that somehow women are incomplete without having children.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
11c. 1975 ADIf you take a moment to consider the state of the world, the thing you notice is that there are plenty of babies being born; the planet doesn't really need all of us to produce more babies.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
13c. 1975 ADIn the 21st century, it can't be about who we might make, and what they might do, anymore. It has to be about who we are and what we're going to do.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
14c. 1975 ADAbortions are never seen as a positive thing, as any other operation to remedy a potentially life-ruining condition would.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
15c. 1975 ADThe idea that I might not-- in an earlier era, or a different country-- have a choice in the matter seems both emotionally and physically barbaric.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
16c. 1975 ADWomen's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
17c. 1975 ADBut women living in fear of aging, and pulling painful and expensive tricks to hide it from the world, does not say something amazing about us as humans.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
18c. 1975 ADIt’s amazing to me that it’s still considered a notable, commendable trait –‘Oh, she’s a well-known feminist’ –in a woman, or a girl, or a man, or a boy. That that is the unusual thing. Really, it should be the reverse. Rather than what seems like a minority having to spend time, energy, brain and heart explaining why they’re ‘into’ equality, the majority should be explaining why they’re not. You put the time into explaining why –in a world where every concept of justice, wisdom, progress and rightness is a human invention –we still prefer the human concept of ‘some people being inferior to others’ over ‘this is a vast, inky, cold, empty universe, and in it, we are the only humans that exist, all sharing a tiny milky green/ blue world, and faced with a multitude of problems, and an infinite capacity for joy, and should therefore try and stick together and accord each other some respect’.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
19c. 1975 ADPersonally, I feel the time has come for women to introduce their own Zero Tolerance policy on the Broken Window issues in our lives - I want a Zero Tolerance policy on "All the Patriarchal Bullshit.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
20c. 1975 ADIn a world where you can get a spare kidney, a black-market Picasso or a ticket to ride into space, why can’t I see some actual sex? Some actual fucking from people who want to fuck each other? Some chick in an outfit I halfway respect, having the time of her life? I have MONEY. I’m willing to PAY for this. I AM NOW A 35-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, AND I JUST WANT A MULTI-BILLION-DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL PORN INDUSTRY WHERE I CAN SEE A WOMAN COME. I just want to see a good time.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
21c. 1975 ADMy fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And that’s because I wasn’t doing human things. I didn’t walk or run or dance or swim or climb up stairs; the food I ate wasn’t the stuff that humans are supposed to eat. No one is supposed to eat a pound of boiled potatoes covered in Vitalite, or a fist-sized lump of cheese on the end of a fork, wielded like a lollipop. I had no connection to or understanding of my body. I was just a brain in a jar. I wasn’t a woman.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
22c. 1975 ADThere. There you are. You have dropped a marker pin on your body, to reclaim yourself, to remind you where you are: inside yourself. Somewhere. Somewhere in there.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
23c. 1975 ADEvery woman who chooses--joyfully, thoughtfully, calmly, of her own free will and desire--not to have a child does womankind a massive favor in the long term. We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people. After all, half of those new people we go on to create are also women--presumably themselves to be judged, in their futures, for not making new people. And so it will go on, and on...While motherhood is an incredible vocation, it has no more inherent worth than a childless woman simply being who she is, to the utmost of her capabilities. To think otherwise betrays a belief that being a thinking, creative, productive, and fulfilled woman is, somehow, not enough. That no action will ever be the equal of giving birth.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗
24c. 1975 ADIn the 20th century- an age in thrall to the new- women turn out to be the newest thing of all; still packed up in cellophane, still folded up in the box, having played dead for the length of history. But now we are the new species!We are the tulip- America- the Hula Hoop- the moon shot- cocaine! Everything we do is going to be, implicitly,amazing.Caitlin Moran / quote ↗