05UndatedEnjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.Anonymous . / quote ↗
06UndatedAccording to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.Anonymous . / quote ↗
07UndatedEverybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.Anonymous . / quote ↗
09UndatedI'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.Anonymous . / quote ↗
11UndatedBuy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.Anonymous . / quote ↗
13UndatedOne little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison.Anonymous . / quote ↗
14UndatedLast words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it."Anonymous . / quote ↗
15UndatedShe's an honor student. She's always saying "Yes Your Honor. No Your Honor."Anonymous . / quote ↗
17UndatedEveryone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.Anonymous . / quote ↗
18UndatedThe difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.Anonymous . / quote ↗
19UndatedThere are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.Anonymous . / quote ↗
21UndatedA kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.Anonymous . / quote ↗
22UndatedWhen asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"Anonymous . / quote ↗
23UndatedLetter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."Anonymous . / quote ↗
